GOVERNMENT KEEPS PRINTING $USD
SO WE MADE $MONEY DEFLATIONARY
PAID MINT
SKIP THE LINE.
0.002 ETH each. No wallet cap.
Supply
The fella flywheel
The pool pays 360,000 $MONEY for any fella, any time.
Buy at 10% over the rate, sell at 10% under, and both tenths are burned.
$MONEY is 10% either way, to buy and to sell.
Selling early costs extra. The sale fee starts high for launch and falls 1% a minute once the mint closes, settling at 10% for good.
While the mint runs, a sale's whole fee buys $MONEY straight back and burns it, in the seller's own transaction.
Every other fee splits one way forever: 80% to FELLA STRATEGY, 10% to the fellas at work, 10% to the dev.
Parameters
| thing | value |
|---|---|
| supply | 5000 |
| paid mint | 0.002 ETH, no wallet cap, 100 per transaction |
| free mint | one every 5 seconds, 1 per wallet ever |
| fella pool | 400,000 $MONEY a fella, fixed, backed 100% |
| pool spread | 10% each way, burned |
| $MONEY buy fee | 10%, flat, charged by the pool. Sending it costs nothing. |
| $MONEY sell fee | 99% until the mint closes, then 1%/min to a 10% floor |
| wages | 7,770,000 $MONEY per day for 32 days, split per fella at work |
| strategy | buys the floor, relists 20% up, burns the whole proceeds |
| deployer fee | 1% of any trade |
| keeper reward | 0.5% of each burn chunk, to whoever presses it |
9 TO 5
The fella never leaves your wallet. Sell it and it quits, paid up to the second.
CLAIM $MONEY
7,770,000 a day, split across the fellas at work by rank. Fewer working, bigger each.
Two payslips
Wages are $MONEY, paid by the second. The ETH is other people trading.
Ranks
Hire a fella by burning $MONEY and it starts earning that second, at its rank's multiple of both wages and ETH. Every price below counts from the start and a raise charges the difference, so climbing costs what going straight to the top costs. Selling or transferring a fella fires it: the rank is wiped and unclaimed wages return to the payroll, so claim before you sell.
Your fellas
FELLA STRATEGY
8% of every $MONEY trade goes here, and it buys the floor and burns the proceeds.
SWEEP THE FLOOR
Buys the cheapest listed fella and relists it 20% over what it paid.
BUY AND BURN
Every sale pays the burn contract, the burn buys $MONEY, and that $MONEY is destroyed.
THE FURNACE
Press it and the ETH below market-buys $MONEY and burns all of it. The presser keeps 0.5% of the chunk.
Watch it work
The trading runs from a wallet named FELLA STRATEGY, so every sweep and ask is public under its name. Sale money goes to the burn contract. Anyone may press the burn, and the presser keeps 0.5% of the chunk.
The wallet is 0xb61d00B7cEEFA68c89bc10BB468489ac14EB0957 and the burn is 0x4a100632B30cf66C4bE0857b3C0Cb7af09888e64.
$MONEY
Two markets. $MONEY against ETH, and fellas against $MONEY.
The chart
Fellas against $MONEY
TAKE ONE
Whichever fella the block picks, off the shelf.
PICK ONE
Name the fella you want. 20% over the shelf price, and the extra is burned.
SELL ONE IN
Any fella, from anyone, at the fixed price.
$MONEY against ETH
Swap here. The fee is charged in the pool, so the box quotes the real number before you sign.
Burned so far
What the pool is holding
Every fella outside the pool has 400,000 $MONEY sitting in it, so the pool can always pay. Trading does not change that: a sale takes one fella's backing out, a buy puts one back.
THE DECK
Every fella that exists, in no particular order.
0 of 5000
EMPLOYEE
OF THE
WEEK
Whoever burns the most $MONEY. Press the furnace on the FELLA STRATEGY page: the queued ETH buys $MONEY, all of it is destroyed, and you keep 0.5% of the chunk.
| # | wallet | $MONEY burned |
|---|---|---|
| nobody has pressed it yet | ||