GOVERNMENT KEEPS PRINTING $USD
SO WE MADE $MONEY DEFLATIONARY
FREE MINT
ONE FELLA ROUGHLY EVERY 5-10 SECONDS.
Press it. You mint or you bounce. 1 per wallet.
PAID MINT
SKIP THE LINE.
0.002 ETH each. No wallet cap.
Supply
The fella flywheel
Every secondary sale pays 10% in ETH. 1% of the sale to the deployer, the rest to fellas at work.
The pool pays 360,000 $MONEY for any fella, any time.
Buy at 10% over the rate, sell at 10% under, and both tenths are burned.
$MONEY costs 10% to buy and 99% to sell. After the mint closes the sell side drops 1% a minute until it settles at 10%.
Parameters
| thing | value |
|---|---|
| supply | 5000 |
| paid mint | 0.002 ETH, no wallet cap, 100 per transaction |
| free mint | one every 5-10 seconds, 1 per wallet ever |
| secondary fee | 10%, all of it to fellas at work |
| fella pool | 400,000 $MONEY a fella, fixed, backed 100% |
| pool spread | 10% each way, burned |
| $MONEY buy fee | 10%, flat, charged by the pool. Sending it costs nothing. |
| $MONEY sell fee | 99% until the mint closes, then 1%/min to a 10% floor |
| wages | 7,770,000 $MONEY per day for 32 days, split per fella at work |
| community service | 0.001 ETH to press, any pot size, split per fella at work |
| weekly prize | every 0.001 goes to a pot the week's top 50 servers split |
| strategy | buys the floor, relists 20% up, burns the whole proceeds |
| deployer fee | 1% of any trade |
| keeper reward | 0.5% of each burn chunk, to whoever presses it |
9 TO 5
The fella never leaves your wallet. Sell it and it quits, paid up to the second.
CLAIM $MONEY
7,770,000 a day, split across every fella at work. Fewer working, bigger each.
COMMUNITY SERVICE
Pay 0.001 ETH, everyone at work gets paid. No minimum. Your 0.001 goes to the week's prize pot.
Two payslips
Wages are $MONEY on a clock. The ETH is other people trading.
THE DESK
The strategy holds its own ETH. Anyone can press these, and two of them pay the presser.
SWEEP THE FLOOR
Buys the cheapest listed fella, relists it 20% up. It will not bid above its ceiling.
BURN THE PROCEEDS
What a relist sells for buys $MONEY and burns it, a chunk at a time. Presser keeps 0.5%.
Why it pays a stranger
The 0.5% comes out of the chunk, not the payroll.
Idle a day and anyone can push it into the burn queue. No wallet is an exit.
$MONEY
Two markets. $MONEY against ETH, and fellas against $MONEY.
What a fella is worth to the pool
It opens holding 500 fellas and 400,000 for each of the other 4,500. Trading does not move that: a sale takes one rate out, a buy puts one back.
Until the deployer calls renounceRescue() it can empty this contract, the token, the payroll and the strategy. rescueRenounced() on each says whether it still can.
Trade
Ordinary ERC-20 with no transfer fee. The 10% and the sale curve are charged by our pool.
THE DECK
Every fella that exists, in no particular order.
0 of 5000
EMPLOYEE
OF THE
WEEK
Push the most ETH out to the fellas this week and take the pot.
| # | wallet | sent to work | takes |
|---|---|---|---|
| nobody has clocked in yet | |||
Top 50 share the pot, first takes about a fifth. The week turns over Thursday 00:00 UTC. Last week's prizes are collected here.